Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Mysteries of the universe revealed

reading an article today, i came across one of the great truths of the universe:
"Men, in contrast, have very simple desires. What men want is for their woman to love them so much that, when they are doing nothing at all, or are even doing something slightly "wrong"—flirting with the college girl at the Gap, say, invading the wrong country, eating leftover Indian food from the container, with their fingers, in their underwear—their woman just stands there going: "Isn't he something? Wow, look at that fine ass.""

Women should be told this up front, right along with how to set up a personal savings account and how to change a flat tire, drive a stick shift, and play pool or poker (or both).