Can I grind up some of our pepper flakes?
Sure.
Later:
Hey, Mom, do we have rubbing alcohol?
Yes.
Later
Do we have cayenne pepper?
Wait. What are you making?
Homemade pepper spray.
Oh.
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Sure.
Later:
Hey, Mom, do we have rubbing alcohol?
Yes.
Later
Do we have cayenne pepper?
Wait. What are you making?
Homemade pepper spray.
Oh.