Monday, July 12, 2021

Wonko the Sane

John Watson, aka Wonko the Sane, came across a set of detailed instructions for toothpicks and, fearing for the world's sanity, built The Asylum to hold the entire world beyond his door, where he mounted the toothpick instructions to discourage anyone from going into the asylum.
"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."

The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko that mankind was crazy and needed an asylum to help get better: