Can I grind up some of our pepper flakes?
Sure.
Later:
Hey, Mom, do we have rubbing alcohol?
Yes.
Later
Do we have cayenne pepper?
Wait. What are you making?
Homemade pepper spray.
Oh.
Sure.
Later:
Hey, Mom, do we have rubbing alcohol?
Yes.
Later
Do we have cayenne pepper?
Wait. What are you making?
Homemade pepper spray.
Oh.