A small town in Oklahoma made the news when a Valentine's Day dance had to be cancelled because it was too close to a church. An old ordnance prohibits dancing within 500 feet of a church, though no one really took it seriously as the planning went on.
And there was a time for this law, but not anymore. See, this is our time to dance. It is our way of celebrating life.This is clearly a case for Kevin Bacon, who, after teaching a town to dance, went on to serve in the Marines' Legal corps. He's super talented like that.