Things about me


  • I participate in a level of casual nudity usually only experienced among cats.
  • I love puns. Love them. Can't lay off them. It's a problem.
  • I used to be able to quote Breakfast Club, the whole movie. One time as I walked by an outdoor showing of it on a college quad, I dropped in and started quoting along with the film a half-second before the actors spoke. I'm annoying like that, but I didn't keep it up -- we had places to be.
  • I like to do things.
  • I love naps and baths.
  • I require a level of courtship and protocol usually only found amongst royalty.
  • I know where the dessert spoon goes in a setting.
  • I have dessert spoons. And iced cream dishes. And loose tea. And fabric napkins. And I use them.
  • Please do not ask if I have read "all those books" on my shelves. I have not. I have read the many thousand books I no longer own, and most of the ones I have now are waiting to be read, except the reference ones, which I get down and refer to regularly.
  • I'm the only person I know who has a personal reference collection.
  • And I use it.
  • Regularly.
  • I don't shave.
  • I don't wear makeup. Well, I sometimes put on sunblock when I think about it before I go hiking -- does that count?
  • I have original art.
  • I cannot abide cilantro.
  • I did my first stage dive to the Exploited.